i hate life

and apparently Life hates me too...no seriously I asked Life if it hates me and Life was like, ‘yeah, allicia I do’ and I was like, ‘wha? well, fine then ass twat I don’t need you!’ and Life was like, ‘um yeah ya do’ and I was like, ‘shut up!’ and Life was like, ‘you shut up!’ and then I called Life a bitch and then we started to fight...Life beat me up, but only cause its bigger...stupid Life...